nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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