I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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