The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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