hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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