also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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