I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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