he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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