office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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