i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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