"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
