i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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