haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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