ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
accomplished twins. life is a go
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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