butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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