I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You're like the curious george of whores
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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