It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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