You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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