Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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