my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
she told me i tasted like america
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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