i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I'm wearing men's underwear
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