Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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