so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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