i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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