I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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