You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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