Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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