talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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