I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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