No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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