yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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