Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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