nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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