I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
My hand turned me down
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Randomize
