Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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