we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
