I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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