I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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