He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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