Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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