I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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