For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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