Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
