yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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