So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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