How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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