i jhust puked up my retainher.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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