All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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