I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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