I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
