I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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