Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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