No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
