good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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