At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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