If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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